We Hate Ben Songs and Chants

Here are some songs that are regularly sung by We Hate Ben fans.

Songs about We Hate Ben

“We Hate Ben”
We Hate Ben We Hate Ben We Hate Ben, We Hate Ben We Hate Ben We Hate B-en, We Hate Ben We Hate Ben We Hate Ben, We Hate Ben WE HATE BEN!
(To the tune that you would sing Engerland to)

“Yellows”
YELL-OW, YELL-OW, YELL-OW

“Jew”
Ooh stick you, we've got a Jew...

(To the tune of Ooh Stick You by Daphne & Celeste)

“We are We Hate Ben”
We don't carry shotguns, we don't carry lead, we only carry hatchets to bury in your head, we are We Hate Ben, diehards every one, if you see a We Hate Ben fan you'd better fucking run!

“Boys in blue and white”
We are the boys in the blue and white, we love to sing and we love to fight so lets fight dur dur dur dur de de de de dur so lets fight! Dur dur dur dur de de de de dur…

“Mohammed”
Mohammed woah-oh-oh, Mohammed woah-oh-oh. He's from Somalia; he is a drunk fucker!

Songs about players

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more,
Just to be the man, who walked one thousand miles to see Gareth Harvey score, GARETH HARVEY, Gareth Harvey, GARETH HARVEY, Gareth Harvey, der dum dede dum dum dum dum der der der;
GARETH HARVEY, Gareth Harvey, GARETH HARVEY Gareth Harvey,
der dum dede dum dum dum dum da da daaaaaaa.

(To the tune of (I would walk) 500 Miles by The Proclaimers)

Nah nah nah nah keeper Steve is better than Yashin, and Townsy is better than Eusebio and (insert opposition name) are in for a thrashing!

Duh duh de der, JASON DODSWORTH! Duh duh de der JASON DODSWORTH!

Keeper Steve is a Digs League whore, keeper Steve is a Digs League whore

Du der der der der it's Lewis Wright, du der der der der du dur, hoo hoo!

(To the tune of the Inspector Gadget theme)

What’s that coming over the hill is it Jay Harding?! Is it Jay Harding?!

(To the tune of Monster by The Automatic)

Who's that who’s over the hill it's Gareth Harvey, its Gareth Harvey!

(To the tune of Monster by The Automatic)

Matt Thomas, Matt Thomas, Matty Matty Thomas, he's got no hair but we don't care Matty Matty Thomas!

Jingo's knee is at the bottom of his leg, the bottom of his leg, the bottom of his leg…

(To the tune of The Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

Disco Adams gets his knickers in a twist, his knickers in a twist, his knickers in a twist…

(To the tune of The Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all dream of a team of John Warren, a team of John Warren, a team of John Warren

(To the tune of The Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)